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1. When I was born, I was given a choice – A big
dick or a good memory.

I don’t remember, what I chose.




2. Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the

condom factory.




3. A wife is a sex object. Every time you ask for sex,

she objects.




4. Impotence: Nature’s way of saying ‘No hard

feelings…’




5. There are only two four letter words that are

offensive to men – ‘don’t’

and ‘stop’, unless they are used together.




6. Panties: Not the best thing on earth, but next to the

best thing on earth.




7. There are three stages of sex in a man’s life:

Tri-Weekly, Try Weekly, and

Try Weakly.




8. Virginity can be cured.




9. Virginity is not dignity, its lack of opportunity.




10. Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don’t

have a good partner,

you’d better have a good hand.




11. I tried phone sex once, but the holes in the dialer

were too small.




12. Marriage is the only war where you get to sleep with

the enemy.




13. Q: What’s an Australian kiss?


A: The same thing as a French kiss, only down under.




14. A couple just married were happy with the whole

thing. He was happy with

the Hole and she was happy with the Thing……




15. Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?


A: Breasts don’t have eyes.




16. Despite the old saying, ‘ Don ‘t take your

troubles to bed’, many men

still sleep with their wives!!

Anunțuri

~ de achimmihai pe Noiembrie 18, 2009.

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